16-05-11

Parry Turnipp

I just wanna say a few quick words on the new song of the week (for May 13) by Nerf Herder's Parry Gripp.
It's called I Like Vegetables and it's his best song since Ultimate Frisbee. This song is seriously awesome, full of clever rhymes, intelligent metaphors and a genuine love for vegetables. Great use of the stoccato chorus, awesome breakdown.
Just imagine this being played at any party. The place will be torn apart. I'd dance so hard.

The lyrics:
Fancy cars, you can't sell to me!
I spend all of my money on celery!
Guarantee, there's no stopping me
when the plate I see contains a broccoli!
Like I told you before: I'm hardcore!
All the food that I score goes in the vegetable drawer!
Some people bring soda to your house and share it,
but the party don't start til I show up with my carrot!

Call Dr. Phil and warn Oprah,
I'm gonna eat up all of the okra!
I'm notorious, I'm nefarious,
I don't spare one spear of asparagus!
You think you're tough, you think you're hard?
I'm gonna eat the chard right out your yard!
My enemies cower when they feel the power
that I gain when I devour a cauliflower!

I-I-III-I-I-I-III-III-IIIIII I like vegetables!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I like vegetables!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I like vegetables!
(I could eat a billion turnips!)
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I like vegetables!

Let me hear you shout, let me hear you shout!
I'm gonna get crazy on a Brussel sprout!
We gonna get crazy on a Brussel sprout!
We gonna get crazy on a Brussel sprout!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I like vegetables!
(You gotta rock that cabbage!)
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I like vegetables!
(Come on! I like vegetables.)
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I like vegetables!

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